This is Not The WEBSITE for the DON JUAN BEACH RESORT

If it were this resort might look like this. We have no idea, we've never been there.

And Don Juan might greet you with a song and a Pina Colada.

But the Don Juan Beach Resort in Puerto Rico doesn't own this server
and doesn't have the authority to direct their traffic to this server
and despite our efforts to get this remedied with GoDaddy
"Don Juan" continues to route their traffic to our server wasting our bandwidth and my time.
So we will post pretty pictures and mock thier incompetence until
they wake up and fix this issue.
We have nothing to do with DonJuanBeachResort. This is caused by a misconfiguration
of GoDaddy's DNS server.